Has Chris been paid yet?
NO
Chris’s pay has been missing for -- days. Last seen at the start of the shutdown.
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Estimated Monsters since shutdown
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Estimated White Monster cost
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Days since Chris replied-all to that base-wide email
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What’s on Chris’s mind today?
Hope low, caffeine high.